bob dylan

basketball as mf you got your belt snatched where yo belt at

bob dylan is a stinking monk

by bob dillonator July 27, 2023

Billy Bob Joe

One of the oldest aliases of a man known as 'Joe Willy'. Billy Bob Joe is a psychopath who flew a remote control plane into a nearby helicopter, killing three civilians in the process. Billy Bob Joe was last seen arguing with the coast guard, saying quote, "I'll blow up Africa in ten years if you don't tell me where Washington D.C is". He later found and raided Washington D.C, killing twelve on duty officers and wounding five more, before escaping through a mine shaft.

Billy Bob Joe is an insane lunatic. Anyone who sees him should shoot on sight.
A fucking murderer.

by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023

Happy Birthday Bob

Something people say every August 13th as a way of celebrating happiness and good music.

“Happy Birthday Bob”
“Right on man!”

by Balls2Wall August 13, 2023

Brent Bob

The Goat

Brent Bob is thr goat.

by Fireblitz__ August 17, 2023

Bob

Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.

Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”

by BobbyLad November 22, 2021

Bobs

Bobs is always easily mistaken as Bob, but he’s not Bob. Bob stands for the builder in his character; while the S stands for Singapore. Therefore, Bob from Singapore equates to Bobs.

Be like Bobs, build the right thing.

by Bobssss November 22, 2021

Bob

Bob is a handsome chiseled man. Man of many talents but most known for his acts of service and bravery for his country. Humble and soft spoken also loyal and trustworthy. He is a ladies man and calls his moustache a sofa ‘Any girl can take a sit on this sofa’.

Bob is a smart guy.

by donna_69 November 22, 2021