Egg Salad 

An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.

Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.

Egg Salad by Come get some salad December 5, 2017

Hotdog Salad 

Some nasty shit that’s made with all the remenants of a terrible hot dog meal. All the fixings including the cheapest links possible are placed in a blender with water until a thick paste is formed. Someone may choose to eat the paste in exchange for immunity from ridicule for the rest of the calendar year.

Man, they really are giving Patrick shit. He should have eaten the Hotdog Salad.

Hotdog Salad by Hotdog Salad November 28, 2017

Patricia Salad 

Its a reference to your life when you realize your insanely hot vegan girlfriend has more problems than you can handle.

"Man you should have seen her last night bro! After i slapped her beaver 17 times; she threw a complete fit!"
"Sounds to me man like you gotta a Patricia Salad on your hands with a side order of badger milk!"

Patricia Salad by Winstar December 6, 2017

ghetto salad 

When poor folk can only afford one piece of lettuce and the rest is ranch dressing.

I don't get my disability until next weekend, so all I could eat was a ghetto salad.

ghetto salad by Devils Lasagna December 7, 2017

christmas salad

When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.

Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.

christmas salad by Ishootupbagels December 9, 2017

Cookie Salad 

A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.

Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".

Cookie Salad by HamSandwhich666 December 15, 2017

cracker salad 

a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living

u is a cracker salad

cracker salad by White-Boyz May 6, 2018