Punch of tp

The amount of tp or toilet paper squares you use to wipe you booty with.

Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.

An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.

Equivalent to around $10 - $13

by Tiaryen April 15, 2020

Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.

Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.

by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022

punch a mag

To load a magazine with ammunition

Hey bro, need me to punch a mag for you?

by Non-operator man November 17, 2020

three hole punching

To cough, fart, and sneeze at the same time.

Damn I was three hole punching earlier.

by seriouslynonames February 17, 2015

punched pie

We somebody takes too many poppers to loosen their ass

John woke up and his ass looked like someone punched a family size pie
Punched pie

by Smwierdi November 5, 2020

Punched in the heart

It means you're mentally hurt like jealous or sad and you can feel the pain in your heart.

Her: *sees crush*
Him: *texting another girl from across the room; making eye contact and smiling*
Her: *gets jealous and gets punched in the heart*

by sadyuki November 7, 2019

Punch By the Pond

For one to urinate. To take a leak

I need to punch by the Pond.

by Dale Bingman June 1, 2016