Attempting to alleviate a situation by being of help, but instead making no impact or making the situation worse.
A: Hey, I remember you talked about that problem with your boyfriend, so I went ahead and asked him about it. He was kinda stand-offish, but I managed to get your point across.
B: You did WHAT? OK, look, I appreciate how much energy you put into that, but you're really potato-helping right now. This is going to make talking to him harder.
A: Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry.
B: You did WHAT? OK, look, I appreciate how much energy you put into that, but you're really potato-helping right now. This is going to make talking to him harder.
A: Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry.
by Roselle Corin July 3, 2023
Get the potato-helping mug.A poorly made MUGEN fighter typically characterized by its low damage output, poor AI, and inability to use its moves (or if they use them, they tend to use the wrong ones). In the rare event it does use a super move, it is either just as weak as their regular attacks or does absurdly high damage without any explanation. May also be poorly animated, use badly ripped sprites, and/or have ugly colors.
Viewer: These potatoes are boring. They're just weakly punching each other and jumping around like idiots.
Poorly Made Vegeta #123456789: FINAL FLASH
Viewer: HOW DID THAT TAKE 75% OF HIS HEALTH? HE WAS BLOCKING!
Poorly Made Vegeta #123456789: FINAL FLASH
Viewer: HOW DID THAT TAKE 75% OF HIS HEALTH? HE WAS BLOCKING!
by someoneelsedoingthings December 22, 2013
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An expression that describes someone imposing, of great prowess and importance.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.
by Anterooo November 17, 2023
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When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021
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Rebecca: no because you're a potato.
Carlos: Dame el jugo, por favor.
Stephanie: yikes not you speaking potato
Rebecca: no because you're a potato.
Carlos: Dame el jugo, por favor.
Stephanie: yikes not you speaking potato
by Zabej February 27, 2023
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