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butt hammer

A ransack of one's asshole so extremely deep and hard that bum crumbs and ass debris are scattered about the area. After a butt hammer one's asshole can only be described as ass dough.
1st guy:Dude, why is your girlfriend limping?
2nd guy:After a butt hammer no one walks straight
by Brgr23 May 23, 2008
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Butt Baby

While performing sloppy anal sex with little to no care; if semen is allowed to drip from the anus into the vagina what we now know as a butt baby has the potential of being conceived. Butt babies are quite obviously identified as their overwhelming need to whine about everything and their pungent odor that will never fade.

UPDATE: Warning! It has been confirmed that a dirty toilet seat can also result in becoming pregnant with a butt baby!
Daryl: I hate that douche Scott. I can't believe he has a job here, I don't even think he is capable of dressing himself.

Bill: Dude... Scott is a butt baby, stop being so judgmental and put yourself in his poopy shoes for a hot minute.

Daryl: Oh man, I had no idea... now I feel like a butt baby.
by Cuddlesworth December 2, 2015
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butt-hurt

Taking offense at something and getting pissy and dramatic about it.
I farted in her face and she got all butt-hurt.
by The Kid! June 17, 2004
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Butt Cheese

A Combination of moisture, sweat, dead skin and anal secretions which combine together is mixed between ones butt cheeks resulting in an undesirable smell and discomforting sensation.
My butt cheese is getting so messy it feels like a little kid eating a candy bar!
by Dick Draggin' October 19, 2009
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butt fuck

When you shove your hard penis up another man's ass. it really feels good. You should try it. Its when you have anal sex. Fudgepacking.
I had some butt fuck fun with my boyfriend Rehmeyer
by S, VITALE January 16, 2008
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butt darts

Those two guys look awfully gay, they must play buttdarts. I cant waite to get home to my girl and play a serious game of butt darts.
by shwazwaz July 23, 2006
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butt fucking

Put your penis right into a juicy butt hole
by M Botty October 7, 2003
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