Batshit Maggot Fucker

A crazy person who fucks dead people

“ that sick bastard is a Batshit Maggot Fucker”

by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024

The Magcon Effect

The unhealed part of women that will always choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because over the past decade, Gen Z girls have grown up watching the unattainable Magcon boys (Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Jack Gilinsky, Shawn Mendes) and will never stop needing to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Millenials, see “Chad Michael Murray Effect,” for further context on this phenomenon.

“Damn, I don’t even like white boys, but the Magcon effect has me picking Rob over Miguel.”

by beansella57 August 11, 2024

Model Magic

The practice of manipulating a financial model to maintain a 2.0x return despite discovering negative information during diligence. This is often achieved by increasing exit multiples, reducing Capex, manipulating working capital assumptions, increasing revenue growth rates and increasing gross margin assumptions among other tactics. This is also sometimes referred to as goal seek modeling where every factor other than purchase price is adjusted to arrive at the desired outcome.

Associate 1: I have some bad news, the Target's recent results are well below the banker model and suggest that the declining revenue and margins are continuing vs turning around.
Associate 2: No problem, I'll just apply a little Model Magic and the return will still be 2.0x

by Finance101 August 11, 2024

gash maggot

Noun - Australian English. A person who is so crass and disgusting, that they make you vomit a bit in your throat just by speaking. Someone with no morals. Someone who is a bottom feeder.

Etymology: I can't think of anything worse to describe a lady's genitalia than the word gash, It's so crass,
I can't think of any creature on this earth worse than a maggot. They spawn from nothing and are disgusting.

Can you believe that Hillary Clinton lied about being shot at when getting off a plane in Serbia? What a gash maggot.
-OR-
Donald Trump is a gash maggot for imitating a disabled journalist during a press conference.

by CunningLinguistAusmerican August 20, 2024

Word magician 🪄

A person that practices word magic.🪄

: magic involving the use of words in a manner determined by a belief that the very act of uttering a word summons or directly affects the person or thing that the word refers to. 🪄

* my guru is a word magician🪄

* The word magician🪄 wields spells and incantations.

* The road pirates are always baffled by the verbal fog of a word magician 🪄

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

UwU Magic

Thank you RAWR UwU xD
OwO Meow
OwO Nya
OwU Neko
OwU-Chan
TeeHee UwU
UwO Ehe~
Kawaii~~

Youtube Superchat:
Merry Christmas
I know you won't say it Nerissa
But would Aradia read the UwU magic as one more Christmas gift?
Aradia: *continues to read the UwU Magic out loud*

by TheGreenDeath#EUW January 16, 2024

AWAD magic

When it’s 5:00AM at your FedEx Ground facility and all the marking stickers are in the right place, making your job easier and more efficient by reducing the need to flip packages and check which ones go to your work area.

Manager: How are you fellas doing this morning?

Me: By golly, we have AWAD magic on our side!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2024