cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.

“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*

by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023

Balkan Banquet Hall Lady

A random lady of Balkan decent you see once a year at a banquet hall . They usual come up to you an say out of pocket things Wear's a dress with one to many sequins. Usually wears 5 inch heel's while dancing oro. Between the ages of 35 - 85 years old.

See that lady over there coming to talk to us she's a Balkan banquet hall lady.

by EmoOwls February 3, 2024

Cheri Cheri Lady

Oh, I cannot explain
Every time it's the same
Oh, I feel that it's real
Take my heart
I've been lonely too long
Oh, I can't be so strong
Take the chance for romance
Take my heart
I need you so
There's no time I'll ever go
Cheri, cheri lady
Goin' through a motion
Love is where you find it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
Living in devotion
It's always like the first time
Let me take a part
Cheri, cheri lady
Like there's no tomorrow
Take my heart, don't lose it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
To know you is to love you
If you call me baby
I'll be always yours
I get up, I get down
All my world turns around
Who is right? Who was wrong?
I don't know
I've got pain in my heart
Got a love in my soul
Easy come, but I think
Easy go
I need you so
All the times I move so slow

Cheri cheri lady
Goin' through a motion
Love is where you find it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
Living in devotion
It's always like the first time
Let me take a part
Cheri, cheri lady
Like there's no tomorrow
Take my heart, don't lose it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
To know you is to love you
If you call me baby
I'll be always yours
Cheri, cheri lady
Like there's no tomorrow
Take my heart, don't lose it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
To know you is to love you
If you call me baby
I'll be yours
Cheri, cheri lady
Like there's no tomorrow
Take my heart, don't lose it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
To know you is to love you
If you call me baby
I'll be yours

by WorseThanHitler February 6, 2024

Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.

Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.

by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023

Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.

Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.

by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023

The Bug Lady

A woman who has a reputation for knowing everything about insects and other small creatures.

She's obsessed with Mantises and Cockroaches, and isn't grossed out by something crawling on her in the slightest.

"How did she know all those facts about Millipedes?"

"Don't you know? She's the Bug Lady."

by Venextron November 30, 2023

AI Pregnant Lady Art

Yeah, ok. It's taking the prompt too literally.

Hym "Yeahyeahyeah... Alright. That's what's happening there... Ok, it needs to understand that when it's generating images it's not generating (prompt + definition) but, rather, an abstract representation of the prompt. So what it's doing is this:

Prompt: Paint pregnant woman.
Pregnant woman = Adult Female with little person inside of stomach
Therefore: Picture of woman with a literal person inside of her.

It doesn't understand that there doesn't need to literally be a little person inside of her, right? So it needs to be made to understand that when it's generating art, it isn't generating (prompt + definition). It is instead REPLACING (Prompt + Definition) with a functionally equivalent simulacrum. So, potbellied woman >/= Pregnant woman (Adult female w/ smaller person in stomach). It that the one you trained on ✌️✊️✌️Traditional literature✌️✊️✌️!? Jesus Christ Jordan! You have to (at this point) see how 'Psychopath' just seems to be a euphemism for 'Someone who is not a delusional retard.' Right? Like you see how THAT doesn't work better, right? Stop. Doing it. Like, I shouldn't have to explain this to you. You mind, dumb and bad. My mind, good and smart. It's not very complicated. That is what happened with the AI pregnant lady art. That is why it's doing it wrong."

by Hym Iam December 23, 2024