Provision Law 32C Section 31 

“Provision Law 32C Section 31” is a section deep inside Shafaet Hossain’s asshole which some might consider a repository of lame shitty jokes.

“wow! thats a Lame Shitty joke! sounds like you pulled it out of the Provision Law 32C Section 31 of Shafaet’s anus!!”

Provision Law 32C Section 31 by JTdope March 13, 2024

International Law 

(VERB) A law stating one must complete 3 addition spins when they have reached their bottom line on a slot machine.

“I’m going to change games at $500 but as per International Law i must go 3 below”

International Law by Tech Man Rob March 24, 2024

Jews Law 

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.

Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.

Jews Law by anonymous March 25, 2024

The law of Laasie Paasie

If you smoke to much you lock in fr fr

Laas hit The law of Laasie Paasie
Now he is locked in fr fr

The law of Laasie Paasie by Rodie100 April 5, 2024

Mothers Law 

Mother's Law; noun
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.

As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.

I finally had the time and willpower to (insert task here) but then the kids went feral - that's Mothers Law for you!

Mothers Law by Mom's fan May 4, 2024

Ceteris' Law 

Ceteris' Law:

*Modern*
Ceteris' Law: (noun) The phenomenon where the universe conspires to reveal hidden truths and synchronize events, leading to profound moments of connection and awakening.

In depth

Ceteris' Law: (noun) Derived from the Latin phrase "ceteris paribus," meaning "all other things being equal," this concept describes the mysterious force that orchestrates seemingly unrelated events, revealing deeper meanings and synchronicities. Originating from a modern understanding of ancient philosophical and spiritual traditions, Ceteris' Law , coined by LionCrow Digital Designs, posits that the universe has an inherent tendency to guide individuals towards higher understanding and unity, often through unexpected and serendipitous encounters. This concept has evolved to encompass modern experiences of spiritual awakening, synchronicity, and interconnectedness.

One is either blessed by Ceteris' Law or Cursed by Murphy's Law.

Ceteris' Law by LionCrow Digital Designs May 10, 2024

Cummins Law 

In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.

This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.

I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.

Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...

Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)

My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."

Cummins Law by Timesucker941 May 24, 2024