car shopping

What you as a couple tell your kids that you are doing when you are leaving to meet up for a threesome/orgy

“Bye kids! Me and your mother are going car shopping, we’ll be home later!

by CalzoneDemon March 12, 2022

Car

The Aluminum covered Metal with circles that go's vroom vroom and I'm proud to say I was in 11 car crashes (which means stupid idiot ran into another stupid idiot with cars) and my insurance (Which means Idiots who have a worse life than a Fortnite player) wants to kill

Little kid: What's that?
Me: that's my car, and possibly my new grave yard.

by Scarfir May 5, 2019

Wait, are we talking about cars?

An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America

Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)

by Dr. Morris Drubenstein-Jackson October 2, 2013

car

Just some silly fuzzy goofballs whose idea of hunting involves stealthily pouncing on unsuspecting shoelaces and engaging in legendary battles with imaginary foes lurking in the shadows of empty rooms.

"My car is so stupid, it can't form a singular thought.

by sweetpotet February 27, 2024

Car Fire

1. When two cars collide with each other

2. When your engine goes on fire while driving

3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car

4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline

P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline

by epicepicface January 24, 2024

in yourz car

The 5000 credit card and 2racks cash cause I’m spoiled

Omg is that in yourz car with my funny cig

by Thatdike_angie August 8, 2021

Popsicle Car

The act of covering someones car with snow, then buying a giant 2 x 4 and placing said piece of wood on the car (underneath the snow). Then freezing the entire vehicle by using a water hose on said snow.

"GOD DAMNIT! THOSE ASSHOLES TURNED MY CAR INTO A POPSICLE!"

"Woah dude, I didn't know you had a Popsicle Car!"

by "God damnit Richard!" - Buddah February 9, 2010