Long hair

If you have long hair you’re madly in love with me

If you have long hair you’re automatically in love with me

by Digbick10986 April 8, 2022

Pineapple hair

Pineapple hair the meaning of somebody with hair that looks like a pineapple from a Anix video

I have pineapple hair!

by Nick1267rt6d June 16, 2020

Broccoli haired

An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.

Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.

Damn, the broccoli haired dipshits are at it again!

by Miles the great February 19, 2024

Sand In the Hair

Boojie, uppidity, geechie, stuck-up, thinking your better than someone

"YEAH...I'm going to this wedding so I got to do it uppppp!!!!!!!!!! This person has sand in the hair!

by Caramel493 December 19, 2008

curly cheater hair

It means people with curly hair naturally arent loyal

Andrea is has curly cheater hair so shes not loyal

by stevensflame October 28, 2020

red hair

Any person with red hair has a fiery demon in their soul, this is what gives their hair a red appearance. This is also the reason why most redheads have anger issues.

CAUTION-do not mess with redheads they are powerful and bloodthirsty!!!

Person 1: "Damn, that red hair tho."
Person 2: "Careful don't mess with that person, or they'll mess you up.
ranga: "fuck you"

by RangaDemonGurrrl October 19, 2019

Twilight hair

When the hair on the front of the victim's head is more or less perpendicular to the ground while trying, with the rest of the hair, to achieve a believable swirlyness/swishyness in order to appear "naturally" Edwardian. Needless to say the effect is invariably embarrassing for witnesses and should be mortifying for the victim as well--however, it has been found that accompanying the "Twilight hair" are severe hallucinations (visual, auditory, command, olfactory and tactile (both rare), and general somatic sensations). These are believed to be brought on by the use of excessive (even dangerous) amounts of hair products. A case of "Twilight hair" that has not advanced past the first stage can usually be cured with a normal mirror, using a second mirror to show the victim the rest of his hair if necessary. The second stage requires vigorous washing of the hair and then forty-eight hours of isolation and close observation. The third stage is much worse. The victim by this time must be fully restrained and, after the hair has been scoured clean, he must be shaved. After four months he may be allowed to grow his hair past an eighth of an inch. Regression indicates permanent damage and the victim should be institutionalized, or, more humanely, gutshot.

The predecessor of "Twilight hair" was Cameron Diaz's temporary hairstyle in "Something About Mary".

by hippie.goth September 18, 2011