Dick-Kebab

A woman who is impaled on a very large penis -- between 12 and 98 inches.

I'll be the skewer if you be my dick-kebab *wink* *wink*.

by foozballguy and ak91 August 10, 2009

Dick Chops

The hair that grows on the side of the scrotum to make make it look like your dick has sideburns.

holy shit shave your dick chops. your starting to look like Mr.T

by pune master 71 October 17, 2010

oreo dick

a Man with a black and white penis. Usually large but extremely rare and unattractive. This condition is known to repel females for lifetime, thus, creating a forever virgin

Girl 1, "He's cute"
Girl 2, "Too bad he's got an oreo dick"
Girl 1, "Awww gross"

by lovesosa156 November 15, 2013

dick muncher

someone who eats to much dick

Isaac is a dick muncher

by The_dick_lover February 16, 2017

Dick Cheese

Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone

Bro, I'm gonna have some crackers and dick cheese for lunch

by 1998 cuh October 31, 2018

Catch This Dick

Similar to catching these hands but more threatening and dangerous. Can be used as a threat, question or exclamation.

Past tense: Caught This Dick

Threat: "YOU DONT BACK UP, YOU GONNA CATCH THIS DICK"

Question: "You trying to catch this dick baby?"

Exclamation: *smacks lips* "Beat you ain't ready to catch this dick"

by Booty Consumer November 20, 2018

sewer dick

Sewer dick is what you get after your penis has been in her anus picking up that specific smell.

I pulled my dick out of her ass, now I got sewer dick.

by Pokerman11 January 31, 2008