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David

1. A maths nerd
2. And a bit of an english nerd (even though he'll never admit it)
3. Has the floofiest hair
4. Is the most amazing perfect guy EVER
"Look at that purple dinosaur out with his lawnmower - nevermind its just David!"
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David

A man obsessed with beeg yoshi, he has a a expensive rolex,, and wears designer shoes with a designer water bottle, and we can't forget his custom made jacket
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David

A David is usually tall, 6'1, with short curly hair and brown eyes. David will have weirdly girly hands, even though he plays basketball and constantly carries one around school. You'll often see him walking with his boyfriend Luke and ignoring everyone around them. They're that couple. David has small dick energy but his ethnicity means you know he's packing. He plays a baritone saxophone in a band and says he enjoys it, but everyone knows he does it to keep his "mom" happy. He's not naturally smart but he excels in school despite showing up 10 minutes late to every class because the gym is always at the other end of the school. David is a friendly giant but he's a bit slow sometimes. Especially when he's playing along to backing tracks. David doesn't like the Miami Boy's Choir because he lives under a rock. Sad David :(
"Baby, is that David?"
"I think so"
"God David"
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You can tell someone is a David because they have a HUGE DICK (20 inches long)
David is so hot, he probably gets all the guys at school
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david popa

daisy-mays boyfriend, secret admirer, lover, future husband, also has dreams about her
wow hes in love with daisy may, he must be a david popa!!
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David

David is my bf and the best one you could ever possibly want. He's so amazing and i love him wayyyyy too much, LOL. David if you're reading this, it's me. i love you David. <3
Person: what's his naaame?
me: david
Person: wow u must be lucky!
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David

Extremely attractive, muscular, and smart ... But not smart enough to like Loral.... Just love me already.
I love you David, I want my babies to look like you.
by Doedoedidit November 23, 2022
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