Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

cock on call

Always ready, always hard as steel. 100# performance guaranteed. Pop on demand

My cock on call is on, 100% of the time. Performance Guaranteed.

by All A's January 30, 2014

Midlife booty call

Casual acts of sex with new and/or previous partners.

Also see: swinging

The 50 year old man divorced his wife to see other people, but dates ex wife. This is what younger people would say is a "midlife booty call"

by Papoose19 June 11, 2017

join call

james, ronnie, kal and ryan join the fucking call

@everyone join call

by sea..biscuit November 5, 2021

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it

A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.

"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"

by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021

Call of Duty

A pretty good game series

Hey, do you wanna okay Call of Duty?

by Guyp3rson October 19, 2021