Cum on my cookies please. 

A statement.
You ask your partner this after sexual penetration.
The male that you are fucking then cums on your cookies that just randomly happened to be next to you while the two or 7 of you are screwing.
And you eat the cookies.

Elysia: "Cum on my cookies please."
Dante: -Cums on her cookies.-
Elysia: -Eats the cookies.-

Cum on my cookies please. by Naked_in_2.59 June 26, 2008

cum dumpster 

Someone who is a monster slut.

That Squeak is a total cum dumpster

cum dumpster by Abe Lincoln April 23, 2006

cum bra 

When you & your partner / wife are having sex in a hurry, with no time to fully undress and you end up shooting your load over her bra.

Mandy & I had a quickie last night and we didn't even take our clothes off. I ended up shooting my load over her cum bra

cum bra by Cum dumper March 24, 2008

Cum-Envy

Cum-Envy is the feeling that some guys get when they see another dude shoot ELEVEN cumshots when he blows his load.

I know some of my cadet buddies get Cum-Envy when they see me blow my load!

Cum-Envy by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Cum-on-a-Cracker 

Cum-on-a-Cracker is a masturbation game that a guy's cum-buddies like to play. Everyone participating jerks off on a cracker, and the last dude to cum has to eat the cracker.

We played Cum-on-a-Cracker and I lost, so I had to eat the Saltine!

Cum-on-a-Cracker by eda-skip October 18, 2021

cum snatching 

A foreplay game, involving a hand job, and when the man ejaculates, the woman has to try and grab the flying juice.

"Hey baby, before we get goin, do you wanna do some cum snatching?"

cum snatching by Julio Von Janitor June 23, 2007

Cum Slinky 

The process where a male ejaculates into his partners' open hand, then the partner swaps the cum from hand to hand in the motion much like they would use with a real slinky, but in this case the slinky is made of cum.

Man, last night i busted in Julie's hand and she played with my seed like it was a cum slinky!

Cum Slinky by Vasken October 18, 2008