bag of asses

when you're like 13, or so, and you are just one of those assholes that think you're the coolest tween ever, and you act like not just an asshole, but you're so much of an asshole, it's like an entire bag of asses, with lots of variety, not just one ass.

"Damn, you were an asshole when you were 13!"
"I was like a bag of asses, like a whole variety of asses, in a bag."

by GagaFreakBitch May 18, 2010

Barney Bag

A Barney Bag is the name that is given to a bag that you put on your head when having intercourse with an extremely unattractive partner. The idea behind the Barney Bag is that the partner is so unattractive you don't bother putting a bag on their head, but put one on yourself thus ensuring there is no danger of their bag falling off. Can also be used as a descriptive term, a "barney bagger"

That individual was so utterly hideous that the only way I could fathom engaging in intercourse with them is if I wore a barney bag.

by CB4ever February 28, 2009

Skadoosh-bag

Douche-bag, but much more fun to say.

Steve: Skadoooooooosshhhhhhhh, Skadoooooooshhhh, SKADOOOOOOOOOOSHSHHHHH!!!!!

Bret: Shut the fuck up, Steve!

Steve: FUCK YOU SKADOOSH-BAG!!!

by armadilloracer March 8, 2010

ween bag

Some gayfag who no one likes.
used instead of saying 'dick bag'

That kid is such a ween bag!

by Lauren Denight July 24, 2008

Bagged Milk

Milk sold in bags by half-retarded Canadians.

"Do you want your bagged milk bagged?"

by FuckingBaggedMilk January 16, 2009

t-bag

The art of suckling man luggage

Amy just t-bagged me.

by Rockin The Poi March 7, 2009

Sleeping Bag

referring to an uncircumcised penis. Very unsightly and most unfortunate to behold, especially when the tent it is pitching is kiddie sized.

"So we were going to go camping right? And he just started unrolling this tiny sleeping bag and I decided I didn't want to pitch a tent with him anymore"

by Yvetta von Kurtz September 28, 2011