High Apples

When you want to emphasize a statement.

Lakota, if you don't show up at 1:30 today as scheduled I will report you to you superior. That's High Apples too!

by Jaysun Saint Clair May 29, 2021

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Apple

When you lick them and u don't realise they start to turn green and red and then your dad is in labour and your mom is down the drain and then your orange

Ally - time to apple u momma
Mortimer - no u youngester

by Scribscrab May 30, 2021

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apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021

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Apple-saucin

Tea bagging after you have old man balls the size of apples

I walked in on grandpa in the middle of apple-saucin my grandma.

by Durty J November 8, 2021

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apple

that's me, u #########

theres nothing to make an example out of, my real name is legit apple

by imasimpforyou March 15, 2022

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apple bottom jeans

apple bottom jeans are jeans with the shapes of apples on the behind; also a song

Flo Rida: SHAWTY GOT THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE FUR (WITH THE FUR) GOT THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKIN' AT HER

Eugene: yuh i saw some real cool apple bottom jeans on ebay yesterday! only 15 quid
Elliot: mate they're woman's trousers

by urlocalidiot March 16, 2022

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