Beat a furry day

Beat a Furry Day is an event that takes place on November 27th each year. It is a day where people can "beat" furries, which refers to physically or metaphorically attacking individuals who identify as furries or participate in the furry fandom.
by notblueandred111111 May 14, 2024
mugGet the Beat a furry daymug.
When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion
beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit
by Baznigger April 26, 2019
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you’re beat

You’re dead to me. I don’t fuck with you. It also could mean no.
Example 1: After finding out that Noah was being extra shady, Kirsten said “You’re beat bro” and ceased all contact with Noah.

Example 2:

Jack: Bro can you front me some weed?

Mark: Nah, you’re beat!
by Idontfuckwithyouuuu October 25, 2017
mugGet the you’re beatmug.

Dumb beat

Another way to say dumbass or really bad
John: Hey what's today?

Nathan: It's Tuesday you dumb beat.

John: Ok Jackass
by Itsurmothers January 26, 2022
mugGet the Dumb beatmug.
Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
mugGet the Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never foughtmug.

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
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