ass turkey

when you take a crap so big it feels like a turkey is emerging from your poopshoot

oh man i just had an ass turkey in the bathroom

by elgostel December 23, 2009

Slapped Ass

A not so good feeling, usually physical, and usually used when not feeling well, or hungover. Also can be used to describe the way a person, or yourself, physically appears.

I feel like a slapped ass today.

You look like a slapped ass! What's wrong?

by gina November 20, 2003

Ass Pilot

1. One who controls the ass during anal sex. Typically used in reference to gay males. "Pilot" implies that this is a master of anal sex.
2. A person that is tailgating you on the freeway.

(first definition)
Come over here and fuck me in the ass you Ass Pilot.

(second definition)
*looking in rearview mirror*
Get off my ass you fucking Ass Pilot!!!

by wufei September 9, 2004

ass jocky

a queer, a homo sexual who loves the cock.

Kris is an ass jocky

by chaney July 10, 2006

Ass month

You can slap anybody ass for the month of May

Guy:I slapped that bitch ass
Guy 2: THATS MY MOM
Guy: It’s national slap ass month

by National free head May 1, 2019

ass berry

A sex toy designed to be inserted in the anus and rectum for sexual pleasure. Also known as a butt plug.

Marcia stuck the ass berry in her ass where it stayed in comfortably.

by Ver_101 April 19, 2010

ass-fracking

When one washes his undercarriage (ass, balls and taint - the whole 9 yards) using high pressure water device, such as a hand-held shower head on jet-pulse mode.

I have been traveling for a good week now. I tell you what, when I get home I am gonna have to double up on my ass-fracking to make myself feel clean again.

I just don't feel complete unless I ass-frack.

by Mcdizzle August 11, 2014