MAY 21

Porch monkeys are born on this day

May 21 happy birthday Rez

by HD’s firjrnfjcjrjnr March 10, 2022

Eric Mays

Probably the most legendary councilman to walk the face of this earth.

He is still a TikTok sensation even posthumously. Were it not for him, the entire flint water crisis would've been swept under the rug.

He wasn't afraid to stand his ground and tell the truth, held true to defending his constituents, A solid American hero with backbone. He didn't take shit from anyone and was known to point out corruption.

This man carried an energy hardly anyone could match.

RIP Councilman Mays, you are dearly missed, sir.

Kate Fields: "Do I have the floor, do I??"

Eric Mays: *in mocking tone of voice* "NYES YOU DOOO!!!!"

Kate Fields: "thank you very much"
Eric Mays: "What a fool!"

by OhBobSaget!!_1994 May 3, 2024

May

This joke is in the "Ligma" or "Joe" or "Candice" kind of jokes.

- What month is it right now?
- May. Why are you asking?
*inhales confidently*
- MAY THESE BALLS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
- ... Not these jokes again. Just duck off bro.

by mitreanu May 5, 2021

May 22nd

National hate Ethan day. Make sure to say something mean about Ethan this day.

P1 - "Hey it's May 22nd today!"
P2 - "Aw, Ethan is so stupid"
P3 - "and chopped"

by Blair Oaks Barstool May 21, 2025

National Bully May Day

National Bully May Day is a day where everybody gets to bully May and no one questions it. May 18th is national bully May Day

Today is National Bully May Day.

by MasterScrewer2000 May 18, 2025

May 30

Nation tell an ex you like them as a joke

Person: I like you ex: but were exs person: haha its may 30 national tell ur ex you like them as a joke.

Telling an ex you like them as a joke.

by Cxmp on keys May 29, 2022

May 11

Slap any one with the letter S in there name or ask your crush out for Valentine’s Day

Ask your crush for a hug on may 11

by Babii_itsmeh.! January 28, 2022