Butter Bar

Someone a bit pudgy...

And/or reason someone is a bit pudgy.

Oh, she's got a nice smile and everything, but she spends too much time at the Butter Bar.

by B Mac December 18, 2005

Peanut Butter Bliss

It is the act done following sexual intercourse when the male sticks his male genitalia within the confines of a creamy peanut butter jar to bust a nut in. The male then uses his trouser snake to mix in his seed with peanut butter. The treat is then topped off with the male placing bread around his peanut butterfied genitalia for his female counterpart to enjoy following a passionate round of intercourse.

After coming home from a long day's work, my woman gave me the ride of my life. I decided to fix her up a Peanut Butter Bliss after as a reward.

by The PAM Smack January 21, 2010

hot butter blowjob

To perform oral sex on a male, using melted butter or other dairy product as a lubricant.

AKA: High calorie oral sex, midnight snack

-Vicki gave Jim a hot butter blowjob.
-Really?
-Yah.
-Isn't that fattening?
-No, she actually used margarine. She is trying to lose weight.

by Delilah Graey March 31, 2009

butters my eggrolls

another way of saying "pisses me off"

That girl really butters my eggrolls

by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017

Peanut Butter and Buttcheeks

when there is a significant amount of peanut butter between one's buttcheeks and the partner licks the buttcheeks and then moves toward the area of the crack.

Get your booty over here and lets do some peanut butter and buttcheeks.

by Briceps May 23, 2011

Peanut Butter Wig

When someone deficates upon their partner's head and proceeds to gently smear the fecal matter around their scalp.

The results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut butter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.

Jeff: "I woke up today with an foul odour and my head stuck to the pillow!"

Newfoundland: "Oh my goodness! You've been given a peanut butter wig!"

Jeff (gasping): "TO TWITTER!"

by The Third Khaaal June 22, 2011

Peanut Butter Nutsmack

Verb.
When one succumbs his/her vagina lips/testicles inside of a jar of crunchy peanut butter, and runs up and smacks someone across the face with their hand.

Business Partner:
I SUCK THE CUM OUT OF HAIR GOAT TESTICLES!
Me:
I'LL RAPE YOUR FAMILY, THEN PEANUT BUTTER NUTSMACK YOUR GRANDMOTHER!

by McVaginaCouch April 29, 2011