Hopeless sexual

Hopeless romantic except it's sexual

Alex: You see that girl Haze? She's clearly a hopeless sexual.

by HazeGaze September 28, 2025

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Sexual Toolbelt

A series of useful tactics or methods that a person uses in pursuit of or during sexual activity.

"Hey Greg, whatcha thinking about?"
"Well Tom, on this fine day I'm thinking about grabbin' my girl's thighs and picking her up by them while I eat her out."
"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw Gregory, does she like it?"
"I'd say so. It's something I like to keep in my sexual toolbelt."

by Wellfuckmewithachainsaw September 14, 2018

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Sexually Dyslexic

Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.

Bob is one sexually dyslexic mofo!

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 20, 2017

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I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks

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I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks

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Sexual Vagrant

A white, a harlot, a Jezebel, a Jaye

Jaye, are you a sexual vagrant??!

by 47? July 11, 2025

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amongus sexual

the act of feeling strong sexual feelings for an among us character

Person 1: "H...hey.. can i t...tell you s...something..?"
Person 2: "Sure, whats up?"
Person 1: "I... I think i...im amongus sexual.... >////<"
Person 2: "What the hell."

by ahrfsidjdshiefbhuifjkds January 7, 2022

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