mallad duck

Ditching your friends to go pound out a girl/guy. Aka peter
Leaving leonard to go pound out a girl and never come back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.
by Mallad duck March 05, 2016
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Doom Duck

A mysterious silver-and-black duck found in Lake Erie Near Toronto, Ontario in Canada. The doom duck symbolizes the end of humanity, as well as bad static.

It often dives below the water immediately after being seen, prompting many to be accused of being crazy.
Person One: "What the hell's that?"

Person Two: "Huh?"

Person One: "There! On the water! It's a freakin' Doom Duck! What ever you do, don't touch any doorknobs!"

Person Two: "Dude, I don't see jack. Lay off the acid."
by The Bobamberon June 01, 2009
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Shoe duck

Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.
"Hey did you see Johnathan's new shoes"

"Oh yeah, he's a total shoe duck."
by Moisturize_robots June 05, 2024
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Club Duck

1. An exclusive bread bearing organization focusing on the subjugation and extermination of male mallards.

2. A bar on Como Lake that plays Girrafic Park on repeat.
Sam: Yo dude, wanna go to Club Duck tonight?
Grant: Ya lol sounds cool whatever
by ScarletSavy June 03, 2018
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Greasy Duck

When a turd is shot from one mouth to the other making a “duck like” face to more easily yeet the turd properly.
Colton and Paige enjoyed playing a game of greasy duck nude on the patio.
by RachMyz87 September 10, 2021
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Aidan Keeper of Ducks

Aidan Keeper of Ducks a fucking legend the soundest guy you know be careful he's the bearer of the greatest name in the universe and owns ducks built for war. He is a god among men apart of the AXDXN super army.
Oh no its Aidan Keeper of Ducks in our presence we have to show obedience before he unleashes his ducks.
by Someguythatissad May 28, 2020
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duck hole

slang for blow job

oral stimulation of the penis
that girl's got a huge duck hole
by CrewMembers December 19, 2018
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