Suck my dick uleh

Nerd kid: Teheh, your gay.
Tank ethnic guy: FUCK UP LITTLE CUNT OR ILL DEFENESTRATE YOU.
Nerd kid: Heeh, im sorry, ill do your homework.
Tank ethnic guy: Or how bout you suck my dick uleh?

by Awesomenesskhuz October 18, 2009

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CSA (cock sucking assistant)

Cock Sucking Assistant - also known as a hair tie, which alleviates any obstructions that may occur during the job.

Using my CSA (cock sucking assistant) last night, allowed the whole experience to run smoothly without any hairy interruptions. The out cum was beneficial for all involved.

by MellyMooster May 10, 2015

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the 900 to suck my cock

a new trick tony hawk does in his latest gayporno skate video.

"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 15, 2003

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dont give a cunt suck

1) impartial to having sex with a colleague
2) lack of interest in others problems

Sams Boss - "Sam its come to our attention that are you slamming the office jr, this behaviour is not accepted."

Sam - "na, dont give a cunt suck mate, I intend to continue slamming her."

Ryans neighbour - "your front lawn looks like shit"

Ryan - "I really dont give a cunt suck aye."

by duneidn dayman February 21, 2010

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sucking my own dick

When one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own dick is a more humble way to admit it.

J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.

by chubop October 3, 2016

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