New Jersey Submarine

When you go to take a dump, and it is so lengthy that it bottoms out in the toilet bowl, so you must lift yourself up off the toilet seat to complete it.

I had to shit so bad when I got home, that I let out a New Jersey Submarine. I had to stand up in order to finish it. Boy, did it stink too.

by John Curtis August 23, 2007

New York City

The capitol of the world containg the greatest ever street vended hotdogs in the world and the largest amount of cabs per square mile posible

A cab almost hits a New Yorker in New York City
New Yorker: 'Ey, I'm walkin' 'ere.

by S1L3nT October 29, 2005

new year's eve

As good a time as any to go to jail.

"What are you in for?"
"New years eve."
"Oh"

by Bookworm January 20, 2004

New York City

If you can make it there you can make it anywhere.

I made it in n.y york thou I can be an astronut

by i dont know how to spell January 7, 2005

Tear a new asshole

An abusive sometimes angry critique of the victim's actions or work. Such a painful and embarrassing evaluation that it feels like the authority is trying to tear a new asshole for you. (Assholes being an embarrassing body area.)

Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole.

The drunken male marines performance on the whore house obstacle course was so pitiful that their sergeant had to tear a new asshole for all of them with a rusty pocket knife. But he praised the females for being righteous Ho's on the beach.

by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008

Clinton, New York

A little village in between Westmoreland and New Hartford. Home of Hamilton College. Hockeytown of New York. Town with a lot of underaged teenagers who drinks and smokes and doesn't give a shit.

Man: Hey you hear about a group of teenagers getting busted for drinking?
Woman: Really? Where was the bust?
Man: In Clinton, New York.
Woman: Hmm, thought so.

by Teenagedkidthatdon'tgiveashit April 10, 2009

New Pacific Order

An alliance in the Cybernations Game. The New Pacific Order (NPO) has consistently been one of the oldest, most successful, and powerful alliances in Cybernations. The NPO has a long and rich history. The Order originated in NationStates after the August Revolution of 2003 lead by Francos Spain. The Cybernations New Pacific Order was founded in January 2006 by eight members of the People's Republic of the Pacific from NationStates aiming to spread the word of Francoism to another gaming universe. We are their legacy. All of us every single one of us have an obligation to carry on the values borne that night four years ago. Something very special, and very rare, came into being and has survived time and even different games; it transcends any game. A commitment so deep, a loyalty so intense, a dedication beyond any individual, all given to an ideal, a set of principles. It is up to us, today's members of the New Pacific Order, to carefully preserve these principles that underpin our way of life, especially in the tides of change.With the blessing of the teachings of Francoism, The New Pacific Order has continuously excelled in war, economy, and diplomacy and dominates the Red Trading Sphere. Its members are known as Pacificans. The fervor and loyalty of its membership is renowned and often leads to accusations of fanaticism.

The New Pacific Order stands, perhaps ironically enough, as a beacon of order. They guide our game, our actions, everything. They provide us with something to love, hate, follow, fight against, admire, etc. In this realm, conflict exists between those who see the Order for what it is and those who in futility see it for what it is not.

by Zeta-Defender August 22, 2010