pioneer punch

Using ones hand, and forearm as a rectal stimulation device, not using any lubricants, or sanitizer.

My girlfriends snatch had lung cancer, so I gave her the pioneer punch.

by Dick Twain October 5, 2017

punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.

1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."

by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015

Hydroponic punch

When you walk into a grow and smell, just punches you in the nose and gives you a bloody nose

Guy one: hey man smell these dabs Guy two: Damn man that’s got that “hydroponic punch “

by SpecterPatronum! December 24, 2022

Punch

A hit with a closed fist

Molly punched micheal

by Gagey112343 May 11, 2022

Punch

something that's punchable

everyone in this fucking is so punch

by unionstaff December 12, 2023

Rusty Punch

when someone is throwing awful punches all over the place

what a rusty punch that was or 'he was throwing rusty's all over the place'

by ashvw1 April 4, 2022

Chrisco punch

When you punch someone in the butthole or someone punches you in the butthole

Excuse me fine sir but may I chrisco punch you

by James Swindell October 23, 2024