Hershey Kiss 

Jumping on the hood of someone's car in gridlock traffic and pressing your anus onto the windshield while pooping.

I was driving home from work the other day when suddenly a man in a trench coat jumped onto the hood of my car and gave me a Hershey kiss. My windshield wipers did not help matters.

Hershey Kiss by ewwwwgross0000 May 22, 2010

the long kiss goodbye

A series of actions:

1. Driving your girlfriend home.
2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)
3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.
4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.
5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.

Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.

the long kiss goodbye by Bryce loves it October 22, 2008

Winshield Wiper Kiss 

A kiss in which one alternates kissing each of the breasts, in order to create a "winshield wiper" motion back and forth between boobs

Her boobs were so good that i had to winshield wiper kiss them both.

Winshield Wiper Kiss by Weinstein856 June 27, 2009

first kiss 

first french kiss with some person

my brother will never get his first kiss

first kiss by Toxic March 13, 2004

Hershey's Kiss 

A brown paper bag full of canine feces that has been set ablaze.

"I didn't care for grade I received in freshman biology, so I left a Hershey's Kiss on the teacher's porch."

Hershey's Kiss by J. McDonnell January 11, 2005

The First Kiss 

Something a girl never forgets.

The first action of interest in young couples. Besides commonality's, communication, laughter and similarity's!

Cousin Lav: So, did you?

Cousin: Lek: Did I what?

Cousin Lav: You know what I'm talking about! We just broke curfew, got in hot water, blesed out and nanna's gonna kick our ass. So, did you?

Cousin Lek: You mean play ring around the rosie?

Cousin Lav: *Slap* Smack *Pop* *bam*. I will throttle you, Lek!!! Give up the details!

Cousin Lek: ALRIGHT Already, YES!!! He kissed me. We Kissed! It was the most amazing first kiss of my life. We all fall down should have been echoing threw my mind!

Cousin Lav: Do you know why that sucks for you!
Cousin Lek: We leave tomarow!
Cousin Lav: Hun, you can always write!
Cousin Lek: My life just took a turn to suckville. Nobody will ever match that ashole!

Cousin Lav: It's okay! This is just your first. It shurly won't be your last! The First Kiss will always be your most memorable though ;D
Cousin Lek: *Slap*, Throw*, Bam*...*(suplex hold)**figure four lock* SMELL IT, SMELL IT.....!!!!

Cousin Lav: OH SHIT! THE CRAZY BITCH WENT ROUGE ON ME!!! SILENT BUT VIOLENT ISN"T JUST A FART!!! SHE"S GONNA KICK THAT ASS! RUN GUYS RUN!!! YOU SPAMMED HER CLAM!!! RUN FUKERS RUN!!!

The First Kiss by ThankYouForBeingMyFirst July 14, 2012

Chef's Kiss

The small droplets of oil that appear in and around the edge of a meal. This is a result of the oil separating from the other ingredients whilst remaining to enhance the dish with it's infused flavour. This is most prominent in moist dishes such as a curry or a bolognese.

"I can tell this is a good curry, you can see the chefs kiss"

"phwoarr every dish here has a chef's kiss, they've basically snogged it"

Chef's Kiss by PlokGB February 14, 2020