A John Mayar

Making a joke which is about as good as one of John Mayars hits...eg; crap.

Sam cracked A John Mayar to David and friends.Nobody Laughed.

by Matts B November 26, 2006

Alpha John

1. a species of animals that mate asexually yet flirt with girls. Many laws of nature associate with him such as the law of desperation.
2.One who is alpha
3. a man at MRHS

Wow, he is an Alpha John

by mrhs1994 May 5, 2009

John terry

Make sure you never take your wife to a football game trust me it'll be the last time you'll see her yes he has stole my last 37 wives and no I am not a fuckboy just a player like the man himself torin Jackson hawked

Don't go anywhere near John terry

by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

Farmer John

A person who plants "seeds" via acts or comments with other people in order to harvest a relationship in the future.

Terrence has been a total Farmer John with Kate, he has been planning that for over a year.

Terrence has been totally Farmer Johning Kate since she first arrived.

by Aptaphobic April 29, 2014

Pink John

When one man licks another mans butthole while masterbating.

He was giving me a pink john when it got in my eye

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

john mayer

an asshole essentially. 19 was too young john

that guy is such a john mayer

by awalkingredflag November 13, 2021

John George

A man who is a fat horse dick yet has the penis of a mouse. He is usually seen hanging with hippopotacows.

There goes John George, fuck him

by Mufassa 69 August 13, 2017