by Pasodyeoum June 27, 2023
by Kinky cheezit December 19, 2022
a shipping war is where there is a love triangle (or in some cases square) and there are two teams (or three) and each team is rooting for a different ship/ relationship. it often happens in fandoms, to my knowledge i have never seen one happen in real life.
me: are you on team keefe or team fitz in the kotlc shipping war?
someone: i'm on team fitz.
me: how dare you fitz sucks i am on team keefe!
someone: i'm on team fitz.
me: how dare you fitz sucks i am on team keefe!
by i love pjo January 31, 2024
When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.
Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
by skibidi cock May 31, 2024
it is when the world of pengu fight and take over every universe and multiverse they are an advanced group of penquins that the dumbest are as smart as the T pose gods and the smartest being as smart as GOD and then they will take over
guy:hey im watching a show called pengu wars
guy2: oh no you fool youve doomed us all!
pengu; we have taken over the worlg bow down to us
guy2: oh no you fool youve doomed us all!
pengu; we have taken over the worlg bow down to us
by is yeet a crme March 28, 2020
2 mentally retarded factions of political zealots fighting to see which on of them gets to control your behavior and mind. That's what the word "culture" means. "Behavior that is passed down through generations."
Hym "BOTH OF WHICH are willing sacrifice your kids AND COMPLETELY FABRICATE A MENTAL ILLNESS GOING AS FAR AS TO HIRE PLANTS TO STEAL YOUR IDENTITY in the name of a culture war propagated by the delusions of incest cultists and socialist zealots. If they do not willingly give up control of my life by paying and crediting me for that AI I created... I will murdered one of your children. They will get the control they desire and one of you will pay the price. And if others follow suite, more than one of you will pay the price."
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025
by BrokenShower July 12, 2019