Man-grease

The thin film of lubricant that coats the water surface of an all-guy hot tub party.

The boy's hot tub party was interrupted when Randy broke the man-grease coming up for air.

by Easternschooner December 4, 2023

girlfriend grenade

The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.

I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.

by acs35 February 26, 2024

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling when sweat rolls down your muff

I've got bad muff grease today babe

by Currymuncherfromhell March 6, 2024

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling of sweat rolling down your muff making it greasy

I've got bad muff grease today babe

by Currymuncherfromhell March 6, 2024

A greasy tone bag.

To rub grease into an elderly man's ballsack.

James just nipped to see his grandad and gave him a greasy tone bag.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

dick-greaser

when your dick isn't dicking

Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.

by Sulcus Kreditkartus May 23, 2024

Doorknob greaser

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.

"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024