dad funk

When your clothes get mixed up in the laundry with your dad's clothes and smell like your dad prior to washing them.

Man, now my jeans have a "dad funk"!

by Chase3s May 15, 2016

Dad

The person thats job is to say "I dont know ask your mom"

"Hey Dad where are my tennis shoes?" "I dont know ask your mother"

by dumbcattofu11 May 2, 2021

Dad Rizz

When a dad has some charm talking to people, usually from years of experience and old stories.

My dad talked to this cutie on our commute, "I was here in 87' this and I went to Paris in 92' that." Old man has some Dad Rizz in him.

by Flimflambam May 20, 2023

dad

left me

when as was 5 my dad left for kids

by sugar daddyyyy November 25, 2019

Dad

Someone you don’t have.
Someone you’ve never met.
Takes at least 7 years to buy milk

“God, why does dad take so long to get back from the store?”

by Dance_sexy._.Be_sexier!! November 29, 2018

dad

so he loves you for 14 years then milk time only comes back if you got around 10k money

hey have you seen dad tony he left to get mill 16 years ago

by Dr Bigbrain January 4, 2021

ur dad

the world comes to an end at this point of time
cannot be reversed
used to destroy multiple galaxies

DAviD: your mother is brother
ME: ur dad

by urdadofficial November 18, 2020