holy crack

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.

Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.

by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019

Crack attack

When you get beat up by a bunch of homeless cocaine addicts

Man, I'm sorry I didnt come the other day, I had a massive crack attack

by DankDeath January 8, 2019

Crack purse

Any female crackheads purse. They almost always have a few torch type lighters, razer blades, knifes for protection and a bunch of random junk. Crackheads seem to be attracted to shiny trinkets. And of course, condoms.

I looked in that bitchs crack purse and it was full of lighters, a big ass knife, a bunch of condoms and i cut my fucking finger on a razer blade. I'll probably get aids!!!

by Rick wtb dick June 13, 2018

frat crack

When one cracks a beer with one hand.

Brooo did you just see Chad frat crack that natty!

by Lassooo July 9, 2018

Cracking a Gong

Hitting your girlfriend so hard with your penis it makes a vibrating noise.

Guy: Dude, I was cracking a gong on my girlfriend so hard that it looks like Holk Hogan beat the living shit out of her.

by CabbageMan572 July 28, 2018

crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

Crack Head

Deadear101

Deadear is a crack head

by DeltaxSi August 1, 2018