snout monkey

A snout monkey is an idiotic person who smokes too many cigarettes in a short space of time.

"Neil you are a snout monkey"
"I've only smoked 5"
"You only bought them 20 minutes ago you arse stain"

by bigmentalheid November 8, 2005

dusty monkey

Doing a really old black chick in the vagina. Also a reference to a prize on Fantasy Factory.

Did you hear? Jeremy got a dusty monkey with Queen Latifah last night.

by sneakyrat April 27, 2009

Beer Monkey

A person nominated by the rest of a drinking group to fetch them all beer on request. A modern form of slave.

"Beer monkey, I'm empty, fetch me a frosty one from the fridge!"

by sean briggs September 28, 2005

monkey fuck

A sexual position where the human with the dick(the monkey fucker) stands on two feet bent over the woman's backside, entering her from behind.

WARNING: this position has a tendancy to create a loud clapping sound. "CLAP CLAP I AM THE MONKEY FUCKER"

Bangbros.com- Assparade, download the movie "Ride 'em Cowgirl"

Then fast forward to 33m 55s. The MONKEY FUCKER is in the upper right hand corner of the screen.

ENJOY!

by MATT MATT THE BUTT PUNISHER February 8, 2007

sand monkey

terrorist

look there is a sand monkey over there get him

by Elf_man March 21, 2019

monkey pussy

The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.

Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny

by jason January 26, 2004

Space Monkey

A term of endearment for someone from (or having returned from) Space. Usually followed by physical contact such as a tousling of the hair or other more intimate contact, depending on circumstances.
~Source: Richard Dean Anderson

Come here you little space monkey. You're virtually radiating cosmic goodwill.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003