naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table

Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Astigmatism Rat Goblins

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.

Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.

by Late Nights With Lately November 16, 2020

Rat In The Pasta Bowl

Another term for a snitch in the mob.

"Ye Luigi, you hear that fuckin' chooch Carlo was a rat In the pasta bowl. Told the Gianni's men where Vinny was doin' the drop."

by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

Virginia rat slap

When your girlfriend plays "bop it" with your penis

My girlfriend gave me the good ol' Virginia rat slap last night

by ABiggerNigger May 18, 2022

brazilian bush rat

When a man with a beard eats a well shaven girls pussy, making it appear to have public hair.

The lumberjack performed his famous brazilian bush rat on the unsuspecting female.

by Shweemteam February 2, 2016

Cutting somebody's Rat

When you cut off someone's Dick off with a shiv.
Rat is a euphemism for dick. Like Amber Heard would have done if the marriage would have continued.

Amber was definitely "cutting somebody's Rat" yesterday, like she did with Johnny last week!

by Darkscrolls2enjoyer November 1, 2022

Rusty Rat Penis

RUSTY RAT PENIS

THE RUSTY RAT PENIS GOT DIPPED IN VINEGAR.

by RATCHEF November 5, 2020