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double pirate

a dumbass wearing two eyepatches
dude 1: hey dude check out that guy standing there, i think he's wearing two eyepatches

dude 2: omg hes a double pirate

dude 1: hahah what a weirdo, i think he's just sleepy
by heh? August 11, 2007
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double-stack

(transitive verb): The act of having sex with two women at the same time. Technically this refers to instances where the women are stacked on top of each other, stomach-down. Colloquially, however, double-stacking is used to mean any act of a threesome where one or more men have sex with two women at the same time.
Bro, look at those two fine-ass hotties. Let's double-stack those bitches and take their temps.
by Aaron54 March 31, 2008
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double dump

taking two shits in immediate succession of each other. taking yet another shit when you've just finished a shit. happens especially after a night of heavy drinking, when you've just finished a serious beer shit, the ass juice isn't yet evaporated, you're getting off the crapper and you realize you have to go again. can be used as verb or noun.
fuck me i got so locked last night at paddy's stag, i had to double dump this morning.
dude, it's been half an hour and still smells. that must have been some serious double dump you did.
by pintofharp September 22, 2011
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double kill

The simultaneous impregnation of two hot females at the same time.

Both hotties must be knocked up at the same time to achive a Double Kill.
Does not count if only one of the girls is hot or if the second conception happens after the birth of the first child/bastard.
The Legend just achieved the coveted and honorable Double Kill on a cheerleader and weird art girl. Mad props yo, mad props!

"I sort of have a twin but he is just the product of my dad's Double Kill"
by HumanPerson April 16, 2006
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double bagen-it

When you wear 2 condoms for extra protection but loose alot of feeling when haveing sex.
Me and wife dont want kid yet so im double bagen-it tonight.
by michael69 October 13, 2005
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Double Barrel

To completely fuck up a simple task in an unnecessarily complicated way
"I went to the car was today and instead of washing my car, the guy dumped paint in my backseat and painted my tires fire truck red, he really double barreled that one"
by BigOleDirtyDirty August 1, 2017
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The Double Blow

When a girl is giving a guy a head and the guy gets so drunk he has to puke but the girl doesn’t stop blowing him.
Tyler is experiencing the double blow in the bathroom with Courtney right now.
by DoubleBlowShelbyKyle October 1, 2011
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