angel balls

(1) when a female, particularly a woman of the night, blows on a male's testicles for sexual gratification.

(2) when a dog positions itself in a ball on the couch with an innocent look

"Dude, I didn't have enough cash for a blow-job last night from that stripper, but she gave me angel balls on the house."

"I'd punish the dog right now, but he looks like angel balls on the couch."

by Joe Bobby12 January 7, 2010

Dragging Balls

The act of dragging ones balls across the ground or various household objects in a moment of bordem

Eren was incredibly bored, so he began Dragging Balls across the living room floor

by MrHeichou December 14, 2014

giver balls

to man up and hit that big jump

as i stood on top of the park he yelled giver balls

by chris geezer October 13, 2007

No-Balls Kid

A "male" who lacks gonads but at the same time is not a female. True to its name, the No-Balls Kid has an extremely high pitched voice due to its deficiencies. In addition, they tend to compensate for what they don't have by trying to act badass. However, this usually fails and they just end up looking even more like what they are.

???: Hey look at me guys! I'm the greatest effin' thing since.... who's the savior of Christianity again?
Avg Guy: Its Jesus, you douche.
???: Oh yeah whatever.
Avg Guy: Ugh... stupid no-balls kid

by kingofthekill March 31, 2009

Base on balls

Getting to first base without any effort whatsoever.

Josh: I totally got to first base yesterday.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.

by Stormstopper October 1, 2011

Douche Ball

a game played by people who act like a douche.

person 1: wow these guys love to play Douche Ball!

person 2: yep!

by CarmelitasLover May 11, 2010

Ball-bruiser

Another term for an "ass", mens or womens.

Where a guy is doing a man/woman in the butt, and his nuts are hitting his/her ass so hard, it bruises the sack/chode area.

"Brittany became a ball-bruiser last night while I was hitting it in my bed."

by D3RR!CKnZ!ON June 4, 2009