Trashcan Position

The unfortunate, often regrettable physical configuration one finds themselves in during sex, resembling a human being crumpled up and thrown away. Typically involves contortion, loss of dignity, and at least one limb going numb.

I didn’t stretch beforehand and now I can’t feel my spine—she had me in the trashcan position for 20 minutes.

by Akot June 20, 2025

Trash

Dispose of matter; refuse

"the subway entrance was blocked with trash"

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025

Trash

a person or people regarded as being of very low social standing.

"she would have been considered trash"

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025

Trashed

damage or wreck.

"my apartment's been totally trashed"

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025

Trashed

kill (a file or process) or rub (a disk).

"she almost trashed the email window"

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025

Trashed

criticize really badly.

"trade associations trashed the legislation as deficient"

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025

Trash Salad

A salad which consists of only a head of lettuce (sometimes with ranch dressing dolloped on top, and/or bacon bits). Normally consumed by hand, without the use of utensils.

datrashmaaan eats his trash salad with pocket bacon and booster pack ranch

by horsenamedfriday July 2, 2025