Beat a Fat person day

April 19 is International Beat a fat person day!

Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!

by mickey mouse420 April 14, 2022

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

Towny Beats

1: A word describing the form of sound system a towny has in his/her (normally male) car.

2: A style of music, normally rap, played unnecessarily loudly out of a towny's car.

ex1: "Those be some shithot towny beats motherfucker"

ex2: " stick on those towny beats motherfucker "

by Musician on a mission December 14, 2003

Beat It Out The Brain

F*ck her so good she contracts autism.

Micah: “Damn dude, your girl so dumb”
Sam: “Nah dude, i just beat it out the brain”

by MDC03 January 1, 2021

Beating the whole village

Used when a guy takes his time and patiently and continuously is master-bating all night over and over again.

Greg was beating the whole village again last night.

by El Guapo 29 January 1, 2021

How to beat the game

How to officially beat the game is to blurt it out during coitus making both people losing during such an act cancels the loss out

Jim: Hey frank guess what?

Frank: what?

Jim: The game haha you lost

Frank: doesn't work on me I beat the game
Jim: that's not possible how did you beat the game
Frank: I said it during sex

How to beat the game

by Uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu January 2, 2021

beating air

When you’re masturbating, but you’re just not into it

I was beating air all night, I just couldn’t get off

by Esperanato January 22, 2021