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Beats per minut

Used by nerds to define BPM, often in Romania and Italy. Can be used in a mechanism (see beats per minute mechanism) and may be created by the government.
Those who say this either are a part of the niche meme or need help. Possibly both
Teacher- ‘What is the heart rate measured in’
Student/nerd- ‘Beats per minut mis’
by Khaby Kahn November 9, 2025
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Beating

what you do to women
im Beating women yeeaaaa!!!!!
by lolfuunyguy799 July 21, 2022
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Beat friend

Someone who would do anything for you, cares for you, and also follows you on social media like Twitter
My beat friend Cameron sent me a funny tweet.
by Ernfern May 11, 2020
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Bush-beating

Beating a bushy Vagina with a dangling dick. Specially beating off a dangling dick to a bushy vagina
Tom was bush-beating clair.
by dak280 March 23, 2020
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Beat It

A parody of Eat It by Weird Al. Features a crappy version of Eat It's guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen. Far inferior.
Beat It is a bad parody of Eat It.
by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024
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Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023
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Bad Beat Infection

"Bad Beat Infection" is an alternate term for "Breakthrough Infection".

CNN's Dr. Sanja Gupta laments that the term "breakthrough infection is NOT "...the right phrase. To me, it doesn't seem nuanced enough to describe what's going on; it only serves to alarm those of us who are already vaccinated, and potentially discourage those who are hesitant."
Consequently, "Bad Beat Infection" is better because it refers to the poker term "Bad Beat". A bad beat is when you have very strong odds in your favor but still get unlucky. it's important to recognize that proper medical vaccines put the odds strongly in your favor and that without them thousands/millions more would die.
"He's fully vaccinated but he was in the tiny percentage that got a bad beat infection. Fortunately, he's OK thanks to the vaccines."
by Trinity Mind August 12, 2021
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