super hard love

when you think you love her and she does not love you back, even more she hates you

man he cant get over her. hes having some super hard love. sometimes you guys could be just friends and shes dating your other friends.

by to_cool November 1, 2011

Super straight phobic

People who are very smart, their iq is usually 125-160
They support trans people and hate on “super straights”

Joseph: are you smart?
Jonathan: of course I am, I’m super straight phobic.

by My poop is red March 9, 2021

Super Dick Mode

When someone is being a general all around dick. Basically, the point where that person needs a good strong pimp hand to the face.

Douche: Shut up girl, you got your nasty horse teeth from sucking my huge cock.

Girl: ... I just asked to borrow some paper.

Douche: Girl, you don't even got any ass for me to grab, getcho ass some steroids quick.

Girl: Why're you all in Super Dick Mode?

Douche: It's called being a man.

by Phillip Oliver Wholes January 28, 2009

Super Secret Santa

When a mall Santa Gets a boner and tells the kid to keep it a secret.

Kid: Whats that in your pants Santa?

Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*

by Damionx October 7, 2008

Super Straight

A sexuality that revolves around the fetish of eating your own feces

"Are you gonna flush the toilet man"
"Nah, I'm Super Straight, and I'm hungry"

by BluSuşi March 9, 2021

Super Straight

A man who is only attracted to cis women.

Rick: I'd like to set you up with my friend Karla
John: oh, sorry man. I'm sure she's great, but I'm super straight

Rick: ah. Tight.

by TheSwagatron December 18, 2021

Super Straight

A term that straight people (mostly men) try to use to justify their transphobia. This term is also a synonym for ‘Super Insecure’ and ‘Super Single’ their made up flag consists of black and orange, the Grindr colors.

Man: ‘Can I get your snap?’

Woman: ‘I’m transgender.’

Man: ‘Actually nah, I’m not gay.’

Woman ‘That’s transphobic’

Man: ‘No it’s just my sexuality, I’m super straight!! 😡😡😡🟧⬛️ Stop being superphobic!!’

by _H.K_ March 6, 2021