Skip to main content

runescaper 

A person who plays RuneScape. Usually people who play RuneScape have some of the biggest dicks in the world, except for the Penis Jackers (pjers), they have the worlds tiniest dicks.
Wow, that kid is such a runescaper, his genitals must be very large.

LSA Rule 

Simply, a precept to always "Leave Shit Alone" -- A concept enumerating the fact that things don't break unless they are messed with first. Normally applied to computers. People like to tweak settings, install unneeded tools, etc. But the LSA Rule can be applied to many other things in the world. See murphy's law.
"Damn, my PC keeps locking up! I guess I should have followed the LSA Rule and not installed that adware!"
LSA Rule by DaveDorm February 27, 2008

The Ruler 

When a man takes an old wooden ruler, and smacks his girl on the ass such that the protruding/indented inch marks on the ruler are imprinted to the girl's ass. Then the man measure's his cock on the ass imprint (before fucking the girl) while she looks in a mirror, so she can see exactly how much she's going to get and prepare accordingly.
Use in a sentence: She asked me how big I was and I replied, "bend over and I'll give you The Ruler."
The Ruler by stikya July 25, 2011

runescape 

runescape is a online mmorpg game i play it and eventhough other people say it ruins your lif,i still continue to play it it gives me something to do when my friends arent around.it is also fun to play and yes i will admit it can be addictive and make you loze your friends but thats only if u don't know how to get off the computer. me, myself only spend maybe 1 hour -2and a half hours every two days this is ideal so u can spend more time with your families and friends and homework. and by the way the game isnt full of overweight twelve year olds incase anyone was wondering. if you cant control your computer time do not start playing this game but if you can go right ahead and play
controlled runescape player:
joe:want to come on pvp world with me?
bob:no thanks im busy with something else right now.
20 minutes later
joe: are you sure you don't want to come?
bob: yes im sure im going to get off and go play football with my dad

a un-controlled runescape player
dad:want to go play football bob?
bob:no im going pking with joe.
3 hours later
dad:want to go play football now?
bob:no! im still pking and about to go fletch my way to 99 fletching
dad: bobthat it! im selling our computer!
bob:i hate you!! im running away and im never comingback!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
runescape by lolmanlol February 24, 2009

Rule 134 

If it exists, somebody made a music video of it.
guy 1: Wanna watch star wars. Any pages for episode 3?

guy 2: Rule 19.

Later

guy 2: found somethin?

guy 1: Rule 134. Music vids crowding google.
Rule 134 by Wannabra1337 April 6, 2011

runescape sex 

A yard-stick by which terrible sex is measured.

However some members of the Nerd and Geek Communities may have actual RuneScape sex. However noone actually admits to it outside of a joke.
I had sex with a big black sweaty black chick last night. It was almost as good as RuneScape Sex.
runescape sex by Steve Earwig March 7, 2012