T-Bone

An act where someone with a colostomy bag lays down on their back and allows their partner to insert their penis into the colon hole for sexual gratification

Alex decided they wanted to T-Bone with Jay for the first time 8 months after the accident, when they finally felt more comfortable with allowing things into their colon hole.

by Wallop-A-Gallop August 4, 2021

Water Boning

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a prostitute by drawing a hot bath and sitting her on the edge of the tub. As you enter her, you push her under the water and hold her there until she becomes a hooker. Her struggle causes your climax.

I ordered up a hot redhead prostitute. I ended up water boning her in the hotel. Now she is a hooker sleeping with Ursala.

by anonymous June 29, 2021

The Bone Zone

"The Bone Zone" is a term used by people with the last name Bone. this phrase is used to declare victory in situations that are contradicting to an actual victory.

example.. fist-name Bone: "LETS GOOOO!! MY TRUCK CAME BACK TODAY!! WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONEEE!!" functioning human: yo... that's not a bone zone moment. your truck came back broken..

by zeeimu August 24, 2022

bone appetit

What you say to Rover when tossing him a meaty femur-fragment.

Eating a healthy diet makes your love-juice taste better, and so you will be able to more-truthfully tell a man-milk-thirsty gal, "bone appetit" when she wraps her lips around your "skeleton-stiff" appendage.

by QuacksO March 28, 2020

Bone sniffer

A women who smells her significant others genatalia upon his returning home in an effort to check for signs of disloyalty.

Sucks for him shes a bone sniffer. He Carry's wet wipes because his girls a bone sniffer. He shouldn't have married a bone sniffer knowing he pokes anything that moves if he didn't want it to end in divorce.

by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019

Pile of bones

A pile of skeleton parts.

Let's go climb that pile of bones!

by ('; February 3, 2021

breaded chicken bone

Has to be done on the beach with the guy wearing a condom. The guy pulls out after already inserting his penis in the vagina and dips it in the sand, then re-inserts penis in said vagina.

We were at the beach and I pulled the ol' breaded chicken bone!!! We're no longer together though....

by Jbd October 5, 2015