man, shit is a phrase said when somebody is distressed or depressed about something. it can also be said to agree with somebody is depressed or distressed.
Freddy- "man, shit. i have not been laid in 4 years."
L'il Timmy- "man, shit"
Richard-"tommy your mom has died"
Tommy- "man, shit"
L'il Timmy- "man, shit"
Richard-"tommy your mom has died"
Tommy- "man, shit"
by midgaardseldar July 4, 2009
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rob: hey come down to the bar.
tony: cant make it bro i've been brewing all day and now i'm too shit faxed to be driving...
tony: cant make it bro i've been brewing all day and now i'm too shit faxed to be driving...
by Orbit, Chunkz, Crazy Legs January 13, 2010
Get the shit faxed mug.When somebody only sees the bad in everything (leaving out the positives). This person would be "shit-sighted."; Someone who is unable to find the silver lining even if it him them in the face;
Female: my god domenic, would you look how beautiful this winter is? i love all this snow, its so pret--
Male: I FUCKING hate it, bitch, it's cold as fuck!!
Female: fuck dom, you're so shit-sighted!
Male: I FUCKING hate it, bitch, it's cold as fuck!!
Female: fuck dom, you're so shit-sighted!
by CE S December 24, 2009
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Gavin: Who gives two shits? Man up, son, and mac that shit.
Gavin: Who gives two shits? Man up, son, and mac that shit.
by TorontoGavin September 12, 2010
Get the Mac That Shit mug.When one goes to the bathroom to piss, but subsequently decides to take a shit as well. Similar to a pit stop in nascar, if a driver needs to get gas, he/she might decide to change the tires as well while they're at it.
Anonymous kid A: God dude I got out of Math class and had to take a piss the entire fucking class, I felt like I was about to get a UTI but I had to copy this Asian chick who was rocking a Hello Kitty watch so I knew she knew her shit.
Anonymous kid B: Fuck that class dude, math is the lesbian sister of biology, so my conservative catholic parents would never let me take it. How was that piss?
Anonymous kid A: Dude, it started out as a piss, but since I was already there I decided to take a shit stop and Release the Kraken on that toilet!
Anonymous kid B: Fuck that class dude, math is the lesbian sister of biology, so my conservative catholic parents would never let me take it. How was that piss?
Anonymous kid A: Dude, it started out as a piss, but since I was already there I decided to take a shit stop and Release the Kraken on that toilet!
by Hurdsauce July 27, 2011
Get the Shit Stop mug.Shit Bob. Someone named "Bob" whom shits their pants. Shit Bobs also may be found to stutter profusely, Marry obese women, and drive beater ass Honda (Tm) Crxs. Shit Bobs can be distinguished by their skid marks and foul odor. When you see a Shit Bob coming.... Hide your linens!
(VOICE 1) Who would you rather be?... Shit Bob? or Paul Blart (Mall Cop)? (Voice 2) I Would fuck Paul Blart on National Tv before I would willingly be Shit Bob!!!!!
by Bob's Underwear October 25, 2010
Get the Shit Bob mug.The shit you take before you go out at night. Failure to take one can result in holding back a fart or even a shit in front of girls or others. Taking a preemptive allows for maximum beer drinkage and room for a late night meal.
Johnny: "Yo dude when these girls leave I'm gonna rip a sick fart."
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"
by NickyG103 June 14, 2006
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