B's and P's

Doing your bits and pieces. Popping the shops for a pint of milk, going to the post office, paying your bills, doing your paperwork.

''What are you doing this weekend?'' ''Oh just my B's and P's.''

by OrganisationFreak May 9, 2014

Triple P's

Pre-Period Paranoia, when a woman becomes fearful and paranoid she may be pregnant after having sex which is either protected or unprotected, it often lasts until the woman begins to menstruate.

"I'm like freaking out, haven't got my period yet and me and I banged that random dude two weeks ago"
"Bitch you got the Triple P's"

by Thebuttlord August 6, 2014

P-Moment

A moment when you are totally oblivious to what is going on around you

A moment of complete ditziness

Trying to say something knowledgeable in a situation and making a complete fool out of yourself without recognizing it but everyone else notices

We will have to get back to you when the next P-Moment occurs

by missp August 10, 2014

X^p

"Dead" emoticon.

I drank to much last night and now I feel X^p

by TheSkinman November 6, 2014

P Woddy

AKA: Panties in a wod! -- got a turd twisted -- frustration -- upset

When men pee on the toilet and don't clean it up, it irritates the P Woddy out of me.

by Southern woman October 28, 2013

fried p

when you stick your male genitalia in a deep frier

ouch i just stuck my penis in a deep frier. dude now you have a fried p.

by outout123 October 28, 2013

winky p

The Winky P is the epitome of flirtatious action over text. It is the perfect combination of a winky face and a teasing :P face bred by the gods themselves. It is not meant to be used in every day situations, only when you really want to display your extreme desire to bed the other person.

A text example:

Jack: Hey Chrissy, girl you should come see me more often ;P

Chrissy: Haha oh you think so? That winky P was really sexy, of course I will!

by MattzBallz November 9, 2013