Slumber-Jack

A Slumber-Jack refers to the combination of masturbation & napping. Masturbation is used as a natural sleep aid.

I think the only cure for this hangover is a good Slumber-Jack.

by Midnight Stroker August 20, 2008

Jack Diddley

One of the leading characters in the 1984 underground movie "Suburbia", played by Chris Pedersen.

This blonde headed punk finds the protagonist, Evan Johnson, on the streets, and invites him to the T.R. house since he has no where else to go.

"My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna shit Twinkies." - Jack Diddley

by Jack Diddleyyy December 28, 2008

Jack Grealish

A popular man from England} known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with tap ins. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a tap in he didn’t meant to score.
When he scores he celebrates more than those who put in actual work.

No 10 has been missing the entire match.
He must be Jack Grealish

by .........................l October 15, 2021

Crack Jack

When you bust your nut solely from stroking your meat between the ass cheeks of your partner. There’s no penetration. Just friction from that ass crack.

I did the old crack jack last night and nutted all over the small of her back.

I did a crack jack last night with no lube. The skin to skin friction was intense.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

(high)jacked

To steal or take control of

That muthafucka was talkin smack so i layed him out and jacked his Rolex

by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004

Jacking Off

When a male masturbates while thinking of Jack Bauer; the worlds only alpha male

I was caught jacking off by my mother

by Virgil Depois October 8, 2006

bloody jack

Jacking off so much that your penis starts to bleed. Although it is bleeding, you continue to jerk it and jerk it and jerk it until all of the skin comes off like a peeled banana. Usually done in front of a crowd.

It's Tuesday....time for my bloody jack show at the local pavillion. I hope this time I can get the blood and cum flowing at the same time!!!! mmmm I love the bloody jack....I am the bloody jack MASTER!!!!

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 10, 2004