hand party friendly

A Bitch or pack of Bitches naked or partially naked for the sole purpose of male masturbation.

That bitch is so hand party friendly

by Master d January 17, 2018

8 handed monkey

8 handed monkey - put your partner in downward dog position, place your left hand palm up rubbing the center of the clit with thumb while applying pressure above the pubic bone with middle, index and ring finger. Place Right hand flat against buttocks under your chin with middle and ring finger inserted in vagina with a slight rotational and thrusting motion, drop your thumb down with the same hand and massage below the clitorus all while performing analingus. WARNING: THIS SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED BY AMATEURS OR PERSONS BELOW THE AGE OF 27!!!!!!

Successfully created and practiced by A.C. & D.M.

Last night John performed the 8 handed monkey on me and it was GREAT!

by Monkey Business 909 March 5, 2017

Third-Hand Embarrassment

When you feel embarrassed that another person is embarrassed at someone else

Hassan was feeling Third-Hand Embarrassment that Sarah's was feeling Second-Hand embarrassed that her boyfriend took off his shirt and started screaming dead memes at the gym

by IRobo_Lover February 11, 2023

Red hand of ulster

A northern irish tradition of, when your friend turns his back, SLAP HIM ON THE BACK OR ASS AT F U L L FORCE.
If you have a Northern irish friend watch ye back

I just gave ya the old red hand of ulster!

by EnjoymentEnjoyer March 8, 2023

Second-Hand Bitchin'

When a bitch be heated and they took it out on an innocent nigga where the nigga did not do jack shit to deserve it

Olivia took her second-hand bitchin' out on me.

by Gary Boi January 11, 2019

Maternal Hand Save

When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.

May occur if:

a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent

Mom enacted a Maternal Hand Save when a car suddenly turned in front of ours.

by chibangbang December 31, 2010

Touched by the hand of God

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before

And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was

by Death Menace May 6, 2023