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Pelican Mouthful

When you pee into your own mouth without missing a drop!
I remember the thing about Freddy

Krueger is that as a joke he used to

come into a room when you have a lot of

friends over and piss him to his own

mouth without spilling a drop that was

Fred Kruger's move I mean guys

freak Show

but I mean hey who am I to judge right
to each his own

he wants to get the Pelican mouthful

that's what you called it
by SandwhichHAter August 13, 2023
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Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

When you buy a new style Dr. Pepper and she accuses you of cheating with her mate
I was walking your friend home and this is how you treat me so Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
by Jermaine Burrell August 30, 2023
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Ass-to-mouth

I have three hour-and-a-half classes ass-to-mouth on Tuesday. It sucks.
by gybdsomd2675@gmail.com September 10, 2023
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Goof mouth

Someone who calls another person a goof or lies in a disrespectful untrue perverted way nonsensical.
I'm a goof eh, well you've got a goof mouth bro!
by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023
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Butt-mouth

When you fuck your wife in the ass and than immediately pull out, stick your cock in her mouth, than back in the butt, than back in the mouth!
Hey guys! I did the butt-mouth, butt-mouth, butt-mouth DONE last night with the wife!
by Madmonk210 September 17, 2023
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Smart mouth

When someone knows how to give oral sex so good that it makes anything they do wrong ok.
Girl your not mad that he spent $1,000 on his bike? No bitch,he got that smart mouth.
by Amyfl19 September 23, 2023
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Hottie Palin Mouth Crease

This is the observation and description of Michael Palin (most known from Monty Python) and his attractiveness, largely referring to his overly attractive left side mouth crease.
Person 1: Omg, I wanna lick Hottie Palin Mouth Crease!
Person 2: Yo, I know right!
by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023
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