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Mini Mosher 

A young teen mosher who likes crap bands like slipknot and funeral for a friend and love bands when kerrang rate them but slag them off as soon as kerrang go off them. Gives moshers in general a bad name and do the metal sign to absolutely everything including to bands playing on blue peter. They are basically posers.
Those mini moshers are spoiling the metal industry for everyone.

Why is that mini mosher wearing a ramones t-shirt I bet he doesn't have a fuckin' clue who they are
Mini Mosher by Matt December 11, 2003

Mothers Gym Bag Phobia

While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.
True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.

surprise motherf**ker 

Memorable quote from the tv show "Dexter" that was told by James Doakes, now it is a meme. Obv
*stealing a car*

Cop:
-surprise motherf**ker

mothers death wish 

collective ignorance, psycological abandonment of enlightenmnet, liberation, human consciousness on earth. a shared will by deraged trogledytes to evacuate the garden of eden, or whats lef tof it to meet their maker seperated from their brothers and sisters, the sky the wind and rain and all the plants and animals we have been so undeservedly endowed with
John: is billy coming out to party? christine likes him and i told him i'd introduce him to coke.

Jeff: no he's actually spending the weekend at a biblical retreat, niggas got a bad case of mothers death wish.
mothers death wish by el padrone November 10, 2019

Two mothers’ chimneys

Old English saying for when something is either too difficult or too easy to do
“Is it a complicated route to get to there?”
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”

Or

“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.

"God Dam Mothera Fuckin Sonsa Bitches 

A series of swear words when 1 isn't enough to describe the anger or fustration ones feels
"God Dam Mothera Fuckin Sonsa Bitches ate all the dounuts!"