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soccer mom save

When you stop short while driving and throw your arm out to restrain the passenger from being thrown through the windshield à la soccer mom
Today some asshole cut me off and while I was braking I totally soccer mom saved Nadia.
by Bernay March 4, 2009
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ur mom gay

ur mom gay: A term originating all the way back to the prehistoric times. It’s an ancient relic that translates to “I don’t like you”. This phrase takes your dislike for someone to the next level.
Alfredo: Your hair looks dumb, kid.
Me: Hey Alfredo, ur mom gay.
by Jeremiah Wildson February 5, 2018
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Kyle Wagnon's Mom

A super hot mom who likes to get slammed by gym teachers and their sons.
Hey whos that slut?
Oh that's just Kyle Wagnon's Mom
by Larry ward October 27, 2009
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Tell Your Mom!

1. An expression used when a friend, enemy, or otherwise annoying person is complaining about something terribly unimportant, asinine, or infantile.

2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)

3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.
Them: "Fuck! Fuck! I broke my shoelace! and to top it off, man, I got mud on my pants!! (continues complaining)

You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"

or

Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."

You: I always knew you liked dudes,

Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!

You: Tell your mom!

or

You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"
by distraction_camp July 20, 2009
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Stacey's Mom Syndrome

The curious tendency of male adolescents to be more attracted to a girl's mom over the girl herself. It is completely understandable if there is a consensus among peers supporting that the mom is indeed unmistakably hot.
Guy1: Dude, did you see Stacey yesterday? So hot.
Guy2: Naww, man. Check out her mom.
Guy1: Hell yes. Stacey's Mom Syndrome my friend.
by notaffectedbysyndromejustsouno December 7, 2010
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mom n save

I'm so broke I went shopping at mom n save.
by lilgirlkat August 8, 2007
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fuckin your mom

guy: hey Chris

Chris: what

guy: I was fuckin your mom last night she loved
by godgody April 15, 2019
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