Computer Love

Someone who is in love or have a thing with someone over the internet.

Like internet dating....

A girl: Me and my computer love have been going strong for 2 years.

by TashaOwnsU January 27, 2009

Love Pen

Love pen - a slang term for the male genitalia more commonly known as "penis." Used in conjunction with the word writing

"Hey, Mickey, is it true you like writing inside men with your love pen?"
"Well, I've got plenlty of ink, I just need the paper."

by Malaria July 10, 2005

Love Septor

(a) Just another word to name your dick

i wouldnt let Bertha ride my love septor so she got mad and turned emo

by JeffreySon February 14, 2007

Love Spam

A garrulous, slightly black-humored, self-deprecating, and completely unpersonalized email sent to friends in family to keep in touch.

While it was nice to know Tom was trying to keep in touch, all I would ever receive were his impersonal Love Spams.

by biznizzy December 20, 2008

love clothes

The clothes one wears the following morning after an evening's lovemaking/sex, usually retrieved from the floor.

She found her tousled blouse laying on the top stair and yanked it over head. Then, she slipped her black thong into the back pocket of her faded jeans as she slid them over her hips. Clutching her pumps, she quietly slid out the door into the sunrise dressed in her love clothes.

by oldsurfdog April 10, 2009

love-murk

When someone severely injures/kills another person out of love.

-Dayummm! How did you get that huge bruise on your leg?
- Oh...I was love-murked by a cyborg ninja yesterday. No big deal.

by insidexj0ke April 23, 2009

love waffle

A typo of the traditional 'lessthanthree' or, <3.

A love waffle consists of the 'less than' sign and a 'waffle' sign. <#

I love waffle you <#

by justjenn January 10, 2010