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fatboy lenses

When you look back on an old crush, and realize that they were never attractive at all... you were just looking at them through sad, desperate "fatboy lenses".

It's like having beer goggles while being sober.
"Oh man, I ran into Jess the other day. She's so queer looking. I must have been looking at her through my fatboy lenses back at school"
by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010
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man length

An erect appendage, more commonly found on a man.
"The other day i saw a movie which consisted of various women sampling man length".
by b-sampler December 8, 2010
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Pure Lenawee

Very similar to the Pure Michigan campaign only this is referring to Lenawee Co. and the sights you will never see in any other county in michigan. However most pure lenawee moments are extremly unique, white trashy, redneck & hillbilly-ish.This is most often used as a quirky insult to the inhabitats of Lenawee Co.
Did ya'll see Mike's exhaust fix?
No we didd'nt.
He used a semi truck exhaust & duct tape on his f150.
Thats a Pure Lenawee
by longingforyou August 2, 2011
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Boobie-Length

Secret man code for letting your hair stylist know she can cut your hair anyway she wants to as long as she rubs her boobies on you during the process.
What haircut today? Boobie-Length, he replied with a boyish grin.
by Goldthing December 28, 2011
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labia length skirt

She was wearing a labia length skirt
by Peak district walker September 26, 2012
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Text length

Having a desire to maintain communication with someone without actually speaking on the phone. Similar to arm's length but more high tech.
Friend: "Johnny's really cool."

Me: "I wouldn't know. He talks so much that I try to keep a text length distance from him."
by Jwil August 31, 2013
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dan lengel

Some one who doesn't shut the fuck up. One who needs a muzzle as his Christmas present.
Dan lengel-i just found a skateboard it was awesome i love to skateboard.

Liz-shut the fuck up.
by fuckdan2 January 27, 2014
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